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is pleased to present an exciting new opportunity!

Bad Enough Baking School!

In just a few short weeks, you too can bake:

“Hell No Kitty!”

and other vaguely recognizable characters that are just Bad Enough to avoid pesky copyright litigation.

 

Haven’t you always dreamed of turning out masterpieces like:

Iron Toaster

2 settings: Light or Stark.

 

Mickey Mumps

“Who’s the leader of the club
With no immunity?
M-I-C-K-E-Y
Stay away from me!”

 

Buzzankhamun

Boy Pharaoh or Space Explorer?

Can’t decide = indemnified!

 

Barney the Carnivore

I love meat, you smell good. Gonna eat your neighborhood! ♫

 

Scary-el

“I’d give anything to have legs so I could walk off this cake.”

 

Dora the Deplorable

Brace yourself!

 

And that perennial favorite:

The Cat In Hazmat!

The sun did not shine.
It was too wet to play.
So we sat in the house
And watched the cat decay.

 

Bad Enough Baking School!
The ability we value most is plausible deniability.™
Apply Today!

 

I can’t deny how thankful we are to Brad B., Johanna L., Jayme A., Clarissa W., Katey L., Stephanie D., Anony M., and Kristy C., for being good enough to realize these were bad enough.

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